Just in from the cosmic carpentry circuit is the Calypso Chair, a bizarre-but-beautiful piece of furniture that promises to combine every kind of sitting-down that you can possibly do into one gnarly, alienoid longchair.

This thing’s got wings all over the place. It’s a love seat, a couch, a sofa, a chair, a table, it folds out, flips back, can turn around, and looks just great right where it is. You’ll settle down into this thing with your pile of consumer electronics and never come back up, if you’re lucky.

We’ll bet you could rig up your whole home office environment around the Calypso Chair. It’ll accommodate eating, drinking, playing, working, relaxing, ruminating, and digesting. It’ll even do sports-watching. Fantastic.