Here’s a cool application for your iPhone, in case you needed another thing to jam onto that screen of yours. Dollar Origami gives visual instructions for folding dollar bills into fifty different orgami shapes. Now, we know that dollars aren’t all that easy to come by these days, but surely you’ve got to have some dollar bills in that moldy, distended wallet of yours.

Just take a few out and put them aside. Maybe three or four. Now, install this software on your iPhone. Okay. Now, start folding those bills into TIE Fighters. Good. Okay. Now you can start flying them around. Zoom, zoom. Wap, wap, wap. Remember the good times? The TIE fighters would come screaming in with their green lasers: Wap wap wap. Are you rich yet?