It’s another week down and we’re all a bit closer to death. Huzzah. While the moron-in-chief continues to systematically dismantle everything good and decent about our country, the tech industry did its part to help hasten that process along. The heads of Twitter and Facebook respectively showed that they’re not just spineless incompetents but also tone deaf stooges, Tesla had to recall a metric shit-ton of Model Xs because sitting in the middle seat could kill you, and Porsche rolled out a new service to make the lives of the 1 percenters that much more luxurious. Numbers, because screw it, nothing matters.
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