Bitch higher Have My Tabs
do not watch that Surströmming video unless your day needs ruining.
July 2, 2015
From my standpoint as a person i believe that new Rih—hi there, wait what are you.. [rest of message inaudible from inside trunk of Rihanna’s car]
— jay smooth (@jsmooth995) July 2, 2015
Rihanna launched her self-directed, much-expected and certainly not SFW video for “Bitch better Have My cash,” giving the sector a wealthy new supply of gifs and straight away spawning a preëmptive backlash that’s just ready for the primary clueless white dude to pop up with a sizzling Take about Rihanna’s feminism. The video’s plot appears to refer very specifically to Rihanna’s up to date close to-bankruptcy and lawsuit in opposition to the accountant she holds accountable. The court docket case was settled in 2014, for a said $10 million, but it seems like Rihanna’s non-public grudge could also be settled nowadays as neatly.
It’s a holiday weekend, so let’s simply keep talking about music. Titus Andronicus’s pre-rock-opera promotional frenzy continues with a 15-minute brief film referred to as “The Magic Morning” which is punk as hell. additionally in NJ indie information, The Wrens have supposedly finished their new album for realsies and no kidding this time. Prince impulsively released a single. Reached for remark this morning, Anil sprint was still extemporaneously lecturing about its context in Prince’s overall oeuvre when I quietly hung up on him after more than 35 minutes. Haley Mlotek definitively ranked the forty two songs of the summer in The Hairpin. Little identified reality: sooner than the oldest song on this checklist used to be released, there used to be no summer, best the miserable “sweltermonths” and their scorching, oppressive silence. And finally, the online neighborhood of Creed lovers, the “Creedmunity,” would favor MGM to please alternate the title of its upcoming “Rocky” spinoff movie, as it is “stifling dialog by way of flooding social media hashtags and searches with non-track Creed dialogue.” instructed choices embody “Rocky’s Creed,” “Apollo Creed’s Son,” and the Wikipedia-esque “Creed (now not the band).”
The the big apple instances mentioned you will have to put peas in guacamole, sparking the roughly social media outrage Kony 2012 simplest dreamed of. Jeb Bush and Barack Obama were united in condemnation and the internet’s rage in the end drove NYT public editor Margaret Sullivan off the grid entirely. also in meals trolling, Felix Salmon needs males to drink more Rosé (which that you would be able to name “brosé” if you want to volunteer to be first against the wall when the revolution begins), North Carolina’s sharks continue to have the munchies, and Buzzfeed made a video about Sweden’s canned fermented herring product, Surströmming, which is so disgusting I nonetheless have put up-aggravating stress from it.
seems like Salon will probably be the next content mine to unionize. Steven Colbert hosted a public access cable tv exhibit in Monroe, Michigan for no obvious cause. Carl Mark drive pleaded guilty to extortion, money laundering and obstruction of justice fees associated to his investig(make the most)ation of the online crime market Silk highway. Parker Posey retains it weird. Florida Man lives the action hero dream. Alexis Coe: “Lesson one: Don’t go unarmed.” And Sesame street’s “Maria” is retiring after forty four years.
RT someplace at apple HQ there’s a portray of iTunes that will get better and better at playing track for you.
— web site-㏊ver ㏌ chief (@vogon) July 1, 2015
as of late can be Intern Romy’s remaining day! i’ll leave out her, and i am hoping you are going to as neatly, however when you’d like to rent her to jot down for you, both in a private or an editorial capability, that you may certainly do that! Thanks additionally to her beneficiant sponsors, Qapital and Slack for making it possible. nowadays she leaves us with an unsettling question: what if there’s any such thing as a ceaselessly tab?
by way of their very nature, tabs are supposed to be closed. apart from email and perhaps Twitter (never tweet), tabs flitter in and out of our existence, peppering our day with data, nonsense, and #content. but there is all the time the chance that, one day, you are going to open a tab that’s by no means intended to be closed. you can also are trying, your cursor hovering over the little x, however something within you says, “No, no longer fairly but. I should want this.” i am hoping that a few of you’ll have already discovered your one genuine tab, but if no longer, let me lend you mine for the day.
I first opened my forever tab, “5,000 wasps found in St move bed room,” when my fiancée (woot woot) e-mailed it to me over ten months in the past, hoping to make me giggle, or possibly gross me out. I’ve had it open in my browser daily due to the fact that. The tab has the whole thing. Drama. Humor, Pathos. Empathy. mystery. several moments that belong in a horror movie. A hed that you could sing to the tune of Seasons of affection.
We are living in a rubbish world, expensive readers, so are looking for solace the place that you could. Writing these intern tabs has been like remedy, with the introduced bonus that they helped me pay for my exact remedy. So thank you involved in hanging up with the suggestions, screeds, and feminist rants, the overshares, and all of the about dot me’s. and due to Rusty, whose inscrutable morning e-mails crammed me with terror, but in a roundabout way made me a better creator. chiefly, thank you “5,000 wasps present in St. go bed room,” for being my consistent good friend, my anchor on this sea of trash that is the internet. RIP.
i believed i might by no means omit you either Romy, but the image in that wasp tab has pushed everything else out of my thoughts totally. next month there is probably not an intern, partly as a result of I didn’t feel like hustling for sponsors and partly to take a smash and spot what different new issues I might do right here instead. possibly nothing! we will see. if you have shiny ideas or are desirous about sponsorship of any form, get at me.
long Weekend #Longread: Ellen Cushing went on tour with DigiTour, a live event for social media stars that, for those who’re now not a teenage woman, you almost surely don’t keep in mind. Her story about it’s excellent, learn it.
satisfied Fourth of July! listed below are photos of a crow riding an eagle, which is the national chicken of Goth the united states.
Fireworks are most effective seen in the dark.
~Who y’all suppose y’all frontin’ on? Like tab, tab, tab~
sizzling dogs or burgers? Who needs cheese? Beer’s within the cooler. fast company brought the potato salad, TinyLetter’s doing cannonballs in the pool. in case you don’t have fireworks
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