Trashbags & sit back

The internet was captivated (September 27, 2015) by using a video of a rat, headed home to Queens for some trashbags & kick back with bae, seeking to elevate a whole slice of pizza onto the L train platform. most effective fourteen seconds lengthy, the video is nevertheless a masterpiece; a massive fight between the nice American archetypes “vermin” and “unhealthy food”; a roller coaster of optimism, loss, defeat, and new hope, performed out towards a backdrop of genuine the big apple dust. It ends on an ambiguous be aware, the rat eyeing the pizza with… longing? determination? Despair? it’s not possible to assert. either approach, the combat itself is enough to fill a person’s heart. One should imagine pizza rat happy.

Pizza rat’s transient media efflorescence used to be eclipsed by the news that Scott Walker, Wisconsin governor and union-busting rat, used to be abandoning his presidential pizza on the 1/3 step. His campaign was once rubbish and no one will pass over him.

My favourite e-reading provider Oyster introduced in a blog publish that it “couldn’t be more enthusiastic about the way forward for ebooks and mobile studying,” so therefore naturally “we can be taking steps to sundown the prevailing Oyster service over the next a couple of months.” it appears that liked-provider-murdering massive tech rat Google knifed the business as a way to acqui-hire some of its team. Oyster’s current buyers will simply be left in the back of, like a slice of Papa John’s that now not even a rat would need.

in addition to the Oyster/Google information, Re/Code’s Peter Kafka, who was it sounds as if the only media reporter working (September 27, 2015), additionally pronounced rumors that German supervillain Axel Springer would possibly buy American supervillain trade Insider for $560 million, and that Hearst is investing $21 million in bro-media network advanced.

some of the big recent pharmaceutical worth-gouges was once rolled again (September 27, 2015), but Turing pharmaceuticals’s CEO and professional gamer (of course) Martin Shkreli is sticking to his lack of principles. And, while it’s true that for those who search for “douchebag” within the dictionary there’s an image of Shkreli flipping the fowl and drinking a sizzling cup of go fuck your self out of a mug that says “World’s #1 Douchebag” in comic sans, he’s also simply doing what capitalism and the broken American health care system demand. he is the rat, your existence is the pizza, and no matter you think about that is simply history filth.

Apple is developing a automotive so that it will go slower yearly for three years and then cease operating solely. The 21 Bitcoin laptop goes on pre-sale for $400, promising to seamlessly flip your common household electricity into theft. Tech angle discovered. Driverless pods usher in Europe’s dorky, environment friendly, pod-themed future. The web of incompatible things ushers in the united states’s infuriating, Philip k. Dick-themed future. Let Mandy Stadtmiller’s “It happened To Me: ‘It came about To Me’ came about To Me” happen to you. This yr’s second most popular Halloween costume will likely be horny Revulsion and Loathing. existence… Finds a method. And Darius Kazemi launched an moral ad blocker.

today’s music: This must were (September 27, 2015)’s tune however right here’s the Hamilton original forged recording (t/y Toph)

~Tabbin’ too onerous can offer you a coronary heart attack-ack-ack-ack-ack~

nowadays in Tabs is the rat. quick company is the stairs. Your e-mail is the pizza. @rustyk5 is the filth. Let’s do that.